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Old 22nd Sep 2023, 07:05
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Ladies and Gentlemen ....I introduce the 2028 Red Arrows..
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Russian Air Force General visits Moscow to receive his next orders personally from Putin!
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"...But Dad, what's this got to do with the Birds & the Bees?" asked young Nutty...
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Jeez Goose...I only asked if I could buzz the tower again!
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When an order to scramble the Schwarm gets lost in translation.
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Oops! Looks like somebody dropped a match in the box….
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The Russian Knights latest formation display is spectacular, albeit brief.
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Early FSB scenario for staging the unfortunate Prigozhin accident was judged 'suitably entertaining', but a 'bit messy'.
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When the Mach Loop turns nasty.....
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Hah! All those missiles just to bring down one plane...oh ****.

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When Staneval plays tough.
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Hoskins wondered why his callsign was Mother Duck.
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Charlie (Kelly McGillis): Mav, I thought we were jetting away for a romantic weekend, why did you have to bring the kids?



not too sure why that’s in larger type!
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"....and what does this button do?"
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And then one of the eager missiles will reach its goal, and nine months later a new carrier will slide down the ways.
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" You're gonna set my heart (+ rest of me!) on fire"!

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Hoskins: "OK, I get the 'incoming' message, so....................................... what do I do now? Can you talk me through it?"
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you call that a loyal wingman.... here hold my beer, let them loose,
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It's been like this since the divorce rumors started. The slightest whiff that the crown prince is in the cockpit, and they appear out of nowhere.
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