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Old 17th May 2024, 14:31
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Pilot to RIO, 'I'm going to deck the first one the mention rubber dogshi*!'
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Old 17th May 2024, 14:34
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The banner towing trials were not an unqualified success.
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Old 17th May 2024, 14:47
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I’m not sure this is what net zero meant
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Old 17th May 2024, 15:25
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Talk to me Noose…
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Old 17th May 2024, 17:33
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I told you it’s fake. A real phantom would never allow itself to be caught in a net.
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Old 17th May 2024, 18:55
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After this incident Party Poppers were banned from the flight deck...
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Old 17th May 2024, 19:47
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Originally Posted by Saab Dastard
Every little boys Christmas in the 70's after trying Flight Deck for the first time.
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Old 17th May 2024, 20:53
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Pilot to RIO.

Fuc*k, That bastard Paddles is going to give me a no grade, and I am going to drop to last on the trap score board !

RIO to Pilot

Somehow I don’t think that’s the worse thing that is going to happen to you…..
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Old 17th May 2024, 20:54
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Air Boss to pilot

You done crashing yet ?
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Old 17th May 2024, 21:16
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Looks like the shuttle bombing experiment has gone weft.
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Old 17th May 2024, 21:29
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Hoskins where did you say that new arrestor wire came from?
H: from China, Sir, I got it online
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Old 17th May 2024, 21:45
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Hoskins, when I said you should pick up a few knots. . .
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Old 17th May 2024, 22:13
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...and then I had a horse strike.
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Old 17th May 2024, 23:12
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Dat hurt by doze!
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Old 17th May 2024, 23:36
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Well, that’s buggered up the volley ball competition.
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Old 17th May 2024, 23:37
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Ghost slider, the circuits full.
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Old 17th May 2024, 23:38
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Well, that’s One Nil to the Yanks, they’ve finally put one in the back of the net.
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Old 18th May 2024, 01:27
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"Well, sir, with the nose up in the air like that, I couldn't see the deck properly, and that's why I bumped into the washing line...sir..."
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Old 18th May 2024, 08:00
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The recruitment officer said there should be no barriers to a man of my limited background being a Naval Aviator - I guess he lied...
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Old 18th May 2024, 10:14
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WSO "Well this won't be flying again".
Pilot "No problem, we don't need to bother with aerodynamics to fly, just brute force".
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