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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 23rd May 2024, 17:05
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Old 23rd May 2024, 18:59
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Mountain? Donít worry. Mohammed will move it.
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Old 23rd May 2024, 19:05
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Make a note of our position Pilot, there is a woman down there without a burqa on!
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Dear Lord, don't let me get fd up today...
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I hope your law forcing women to be subservient passes, or you will come down to Earth with a bump....
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Why does this bomb-shaped thing say "תּוֹצֶרֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל"?
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Old 23rd May 2024, 19:14
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OK lads, let's sing this one... Two and Seventy virgins came down from Parsabad...
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Old 23rd May 2024, 19:15
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Uh oh... I think I'm going to throw up over the pilot...
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Old 23rd May 2024, 21:56
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Man on right is mightily offended by the Davy Crockett hat.
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I told you not to trust anything where the wings move faster than the body!
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Well this is positively, definitely, 100% the last time I use Wingly.
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Did I put the milk bottles out?
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Don’t fancy yours much boss!
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