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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 8th Jan 2024, 22:27
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Hello, is that the Horizon help line?
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Old 8th Jan 2024, 22:32
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy


Someone had too.
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Old 8th Jan 2024, 23:30
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"....Race 5, number 6, each way thank you..."
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"Yes, thank you...so it's one small Hawaiian, one small Capricciosa and a small Vegetarian with extra Ham please..."
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Hoskins, thinking he was making clever use of his elbow, accidentally blew up the Maginot line instead of hanging up.
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"Hello Darling. I've just received your letter....who is John?"
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Old 8th Jan 2024, 23:38
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Sarge, for Chrissake watch your elbow, that's the bloody detonator!
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Yeah, we like the wallpaper sample you've sent, but we're gonna need a plasterer first, these walls are in a shocking state.
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"is that the quartermaster's office? Look here mate, this bog roll you've sent us ain't up to snuff - I wouldn't even wipe Jerry's a**e with it!"
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"Your call may be recorded for training and quality control purposes."
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"OK Bloggs, incoming write-down message - 'Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.'"
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Hello, Emergency Services? Please tell that guy behind us not to fiddle with that brick! The entire building might collap....
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"Dammit, no one picks up, and they play this endless irritating music! I really hope this isn't the future!"

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Old 9th Jan 2024, 02:15
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Corporal thinking... "Officers....making simple stuff difficult for hundreds of years!".
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Old 9th Jan 2024, 02:37
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"Yes, ...hello? Is that the field kitchen? Hello, ....Cook?"

"...Ah, thank goodness, yes, yes, we've had some extra requests for lunch today. Can you fix a kosher meal, one halal, two vegetarians (one says fish are OK) and one vegan, please? Yes, of course, I know you are busy, but can you do your very best? Thanks a lot!"
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Old 9th Jan 2024, 02:56
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Just Eat? Yes, I'd like to order... use your website? What the devil's that?
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Lieutenant Balderdash encounters an automated phone system....

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What do you mean by the best hotels are reserved for the airforce?
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This accommodation you booked us is a pigsty….no, no , it IS a pigsty.
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Please hold…. Your call is important to us……. You are number 427 in the queue.
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Yes, yes… Siegfried line, hang out washing line, in hand now….. over …





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