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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 4th May 2024, 09:39
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Deploy the Surrender Monkeys!


These last two are jokes ok and do not infer anything as to the French military before you hop on your high horses.
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Open the outer hatches, in three…..two…..one…… Lunch!
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So I sent my uniform to the ships tailor and told him my jacket was an inch to short, I have just received it back, he has cut it in half and silver duct taped the two halves back together to increase the length!
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"...épée large appelant Danny Boy...épée large appelant Danny Boy...."
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Man on left (sotto voice): I said we needed to bring in a Cousteau, not a Clouseau.
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''Allo, 'Allo"
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"No, zis is not 'Andy Cabs, and I will NOT pick you up from ze Odeon at ten o'clock"
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"...hee haw, hee haw, hee hawheehaw".

"Over"
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Camera Man! You have failed! You were supposed to make that look like a Halo!
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"Grail? No thanks, we already 'ave one!"

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Oui , tell me mum , I will be home for dinner

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We requested five Plongeurs and the sent five kitchen porters , mon dieu . Tabernac
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(Man on left to man on right, sotto voce) "He thinks he is holding the microphone, but we switched it to the hand-held shower! Wait till he presses the bouton!"
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I believe we've exceeded our crosswind component Hoskins...
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FIFA denies any bias as details of the VAR officials for the European Championships are revealed.
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We are nearing Hartlepool, lower the monkey over the side and ve will see if the locals are any friendlier
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They are telling me they asked for macarons, not me.
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Paddle faster , I hear banjo music
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