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Old 14th May 2024, 17:00
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How's the sky-diving going?

I'm having a bit of a 'mare to be honest!
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Stop horsing around and get on with it.
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French forces drop live rations.
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I dreamed of being a race horse they gave me the silks but no jockey to wear them.
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The rest of the rangers jumped with their horses, but I left the Lone Ranger in the aircraft as he was scared to.
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Well, the last thing I remember was being on this bloody carousel!
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Old 14th May 2024, 22:10
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Angel

Originally Posted by cynicalint
Well, the last thing I remember was being on this bloody carousel!
And I was just about to try "Well, it makes a change from going round in circles on that bloody calliope" Great minds think alike... :-)

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Old 14th May 2024, 22:27
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"God, I love ketamine!"
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"WHERE ARE YOU AIMING FOR?"

"I can't tell you right now - I'm a little hoarse!"
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Old 15th May 2024, 02:22
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You should have seen it when he did the Tandem course!
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Old 15th May 2024, 06:28
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Using his Mane Chute?
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Stewards said the going was soft , they weren’t kidding
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When they asked if I'd like to be The Parachute Regiment's mascot...
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Old 15th May 2024, 09:43
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Red Horse gives you lift

PS I chicken out of saying something else
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In a true joint operation, no. 3 peeled off and consigned the riderless horse to the deep.
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Too close for Missiles, switching to Jockeys!
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Hoskins had made a simple mistake, assigning the horse to Calvary.
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Oi! Excuse me! The TV series was called Drop the Dead Donkey not Drop the Dead Horse... or even flog it...
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Oi! Excuse me! The original military concept was to drop Mini Mokes by parachute - and I'll thank you not to refer to me as a moke!

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