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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 24th May 2024, 12:36
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Look at all those villagers on the hill waving at us! Such enthusiasm!
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Old 24th May 2024, 13:31
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Hmmm, Saggitarius. An unexpected obstacle causes future plans to come to an abrupt halt. However the full moon in Scorpio brings new romance to your life - are you man enough to cope with an overflowing cup of love? Lucky colour: black, lucky number: 72, unlucky animal: ibex.
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Old 24th May 2024, 15:22
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Boss, is it true that your life flashes past you, in your mind, just before you die?
A: Nah you don’t believe that mobo jumbo , do you….. ooh I used to have one…….
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Old 24th May 2024, 15:39
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For whom the Bell tolls...
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Old 24th May 2024, 16:07
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"I don't trust Nutty - I'm going to put him under a Fat WAAF."

"Don't you mean Fatwah?"

"No - something much worse!"
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Who farted ?
That fart is making my eyes water , I cannot see two feet in front of me in that fog of merde
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Old 24th May 2024, 22:36
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Instead of travelling by Uber, they used Unter. Big mistake. Huge.
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Old 24th May 2024, 23:49
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Be quiet! Pilots always know what they are doing!
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Old 25th May 2024, 08:18
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"Pilot! You should fly as you see fit!"

"I hear and obey, Supreme Leader!"
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"Hurry up, pilot, I'm missing the latest on the Trump trial ..."
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Old 25th May 2024, 09:07
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Did I put the milk bottles out?
Will it really matter?

Al........... who?
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Old 25th May 2024, 09:31
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"We just went up tiddly up up. What happens next?"
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Old 25th May 2024, 10:51
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I told the pilot collectives might be okay in Azerbaijan, but I'd better not catch him fooling with one in Iran.
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Are we there yet?
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Old 25th May 2024, 18:42
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"Er...boss...are you sure about the 72 virgins?"
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Old 25th May 2024, 20:02
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Nutloose, perhaps you could call this one now so that we can move on to a different picture.

Thanks, SD
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Sigh, so many death sentence chits to sign when I get home, my work will never end....
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Sorry for the delay, bearing in mind what has happened today, I will simply call it a draw, so can someone please take the helm and add another picture so we can move on from todays tragic loss

Open House.
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Terrible shock.
Maybe it’s a good time for a 24-hour break anyway.
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Old 26th May 2024, 13:16
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Fatal BBMF Spitfire crash at Coningsby yesterday.
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