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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 16th Mar 2024, 12:17
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Seriously, there's stuff falling off everywhere! Just go and grab your own souvenir!
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 12:54
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In preparation for that long away trip, Doris packs her "morning after" pill.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 12:59
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Itís the catering pack mini babybel for the first class cheeseboard
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:01
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Blimey! Round + out doesn't = the late Hoskins for once...
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:03
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We’re changing half our black tyres to these whitewalls to be seen as racially diverse.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:04
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Pratt & Wensleydale - Dependable Engines
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:19
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Thought bubbles:

Her: "How am I going to cut a wedge out of this?"

Him: "Maybe punching 'wheel chock' into Google translate wasn't such a good idea." (Other language mangling apps are available.)
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:45
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Say Cheese!
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:48
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We're having cheese on hostie.

Or is that a hosted cheese sandwich?

Welsh rarebint, perchance?
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:49
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Airside tiddlywinks EXTREME!
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 13:51
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Mavis always enjoyed stroking a hard one.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 15:09
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Maisie always wondered why Pan Am had entered her as a discus thrower in the 1970 Midget Olympics...
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 15:12
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Hostie flutters her eyelashes at a passing pilot to get him to help her put on the emergency replacement wheel.....
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 16:03
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Whatever cheesed him off?
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 17:01
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I've never wanted a drumhead court-martial. But if I play my cards right, I may get a cheese head screw.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 17:29
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It may only have been a rumor that Marianne was hired for her looks. But anyone could see she had the big cheese lying at her feet.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 17:49
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While compelling, company chose not to implement the proposed hat design change.
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Old 16th Mar 2024, 19:03
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Betty wondered why she was seen as a target for every Tom’ s dick and Harry’s.
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Phyllis discovers that a pachyderm prophylactic makes a perfect engine inlet cover.

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It's a Boeing, so I always bring a spare plug.
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