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Old 25th Dec 2023, 23:47
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"What are little boys made of?
Snips, snails
And puppy-dogs' tails"

And that concludes the case for the defence, your honour.
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Old 25th Dec 2023, 23:50
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"are we really meant to put cement and pebbles in rock cakes"?
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Old 25th Dec 2023, 23:50
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This is Gordon Ramsay's recurring Kitchen Nightmare!
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 00:04
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Quality control at the Solid Rocket Motor plant was not all it should have been...
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 00:23
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Putin's New Wonder Weapon was almost ready to shock the world.
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Quick! More Covid Vaccine!
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 05:51
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The CO said that this operation is going to be a piece of cake.
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 05:53
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A new spin off series, "The Great British Bake Off: Services Special", begins on Channel 4 next week.
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It won't be the same this year - Nutty's drunk all of the brandy.....
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 05:55
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...and meanwhile, back at the Compo factory.....
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There was only one way to guarantee extra large Yule logs.
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 08:54
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preparing funding for the Tempest...
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 09:32
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Ooh, my favourite on the radio, Chris Rea, Driving Home for Christmas...

Yes, but his Welsh half brother Dai always turns up on Boxing Bay...
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 10:02
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I couldn't find any ersatz, so we'll have to make do with this.
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 20:52
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... and this is how we make the filling for Fig Newtons.
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Old 26th Dec 2023, 22:08
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'Never in the field of human complaints was so much owed by so many to so few'
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Ok, possibly scoring on the new day so get ‘em in while you can.
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My Jack says childbirth isn't painful! Well when this lot comes out, he'll have a pretty good idea what it's like.




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I always say, if you can’t have salmon for Christmas dinner, salmonella’s the next best thing.
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Introducing the chefs - Samantha, Ann, and Ella.

Welcome to Sam, Ann, Ella's kitchen, folks!

(thanks for the idea, Chu Chu)
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