Caption Competition Mk IV

[MPN11]

“There’s something strange about these North Korean balalaikas … how many did we order?”

[Sue Vêtements]

I'm hanging from a lamppost at the corner of my street . . .

[treadigraph]

Nick Lowe:

I love the sound of breaking glass
Especially from Floor Six
I need the noises of destruction
When I'm feelin' blue
Oh nothing new, sound of breaking glass

I love the sound of breaking glass
Deep into the night
I love the sight of dead compadres
Lying all around

Oh all around, sound of breaking glass
Nothing new, sound of breaking glass

Oh all around, sound of breaking glass
Nothing new, sound of breaking glass
Safe at last, sound of breaking glass

I love the sound of breaking glass
Deep into the night
I love how it affects my rivals
Keeps them on my side

Oh, change of mind, sound of breaking glass
All around, sound of breaking glass
Nothing new, sound of breaking glass
Breaking glass, sound of breaking glass

[cavuman1]

"My wife just ran away with my best friend and I sure do miss him!" followed by "We used to just kiss on the lips, but it's all over now!"

- Ed

[Sue Vêtements]

Mama, just killed 400,000 men

[Fly-by-Wife]

"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..."

[fitliker]

My boomerang won’t come back

[Fly-by-Wife]

"Hello Darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again..."

[Chu Chu]

I fought the NLAW and the NLAW won.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Chris Stapleton “What am I gonna do”.

[treadigraph]

Coward of the Country, Kenny Rogers

[treadigraph]

Brain Damaged, Pink Floyd

[sealo0]

Vlad do you know Moscow’s burning?

No son, you hum it and l can play it.

[sealo0]

With a little help from my friends.

thanks Paul & John

[fitliker]

The Ramones classic punk hit - Psycho therapy

Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
That's what they wanna give me
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
All they wanna give me
I'm a teenage schizoid
The one your parent despise
Psycho therapy
Now I got glowing eyes
I'm a teenage schizoid
Pranks and muggins are fun
Psycho therapy
Gonna kill someone
Psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, hey
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
I like takin' Tuinal
It keeps me edgy and mean
I'm a teenage schizoid
I'm a teenage dope fiend
I'm a kid in the nuthouse
I'm a kid in the psycho zone
Psycho therapy
I'm gonna burglarize your home
Psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, hey
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy
Psycho therapy, psycho therapy, psycho therapy

[Fly-by-Wife]

"Back in the USSR..."

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Fly-by-Wife

"Back in the USSR..."

You don't know how nutty we are, boy...

[jolihokistix]

Just strumming 1812 Overture Tchaikovsky
Bing 動画

[Dan Gerous]

Vlad the impaler adds an axe to his arsenal.

[Dan Gerous]

People try to put me down,
Talkin bout my generation,
Hope you die before you get old.