Caption Competition Mk IV
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,150
Received 3,008 Likes
on
1,273 Posts
Well I told you to be more accurate, asking Santa for ten inches was just too vague.
Administrator
Tonight's K Ration is filet of sole. Again. 
Well, Christmas is almost upon us, so time for the decision, and after much deliberation, the jury delivers the verdict -
In 3rd place is jolihokistix: G.I. Joe tells Barbie she won't believe how big it is.
In 2nd place is Chu Chu: Ernie had a scoop on defective ordnance, but his editor said he had to sit on it.
But tonight's winner and receiver of the 16" Driving Band Trophy is NutLoose with "Private Higgins was found to be suffering from severe shell shock". Take it away, Nutloose (very far away, very quickly, please).
The honour of the Christmas Special is yours, sir.
In 3rd place is jolihokistix: G.I. Joe tells Barbie she won't believe how big it is.
In 2nd place is Chu Chu: Ernie had a scoop on defective ordnance, but his editor said he had to sit on it.
But tonight's winner and receiver of the 16" Driving Band Trophy is NutLoose with "Private Higgins was found to be suffering from severe shell shock". Take it away, Nutloose (very far away, very quickly, please).
The honour of the Christmas Special is yours, sir.
Nutty wins !? But, wait don’t the bad children just get a lump of coal on Christmas Day ? 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,150
Received 3,008 Likes
on
1,273 Posts
You should know
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,150
Received 3,008 Likes
on
1,273 Posts
Well that WAS a surprise, ok as it’s Christmas morn and folks the world over will be preparing a Christmas feast while the Worlds Turkey population takes a severe hit, I thought we would stick with a Christmas theme with three NAAFI Staff preparing for Christmas, so give it your worst, or best Caption and Happy Christmas one and all.
Three NAAFI chefs prepare a Christmas pud to be flown over as part of dinner for 700 Airbus Atlantic staff.
Last edited by jolihokistix; 27th Dec 2023 at 11:54.
Hey, Mavis did you stone these dates?
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,728
Received 360 Likes
on
199 Posts
Hee hee, they'll never know we made it with sprouts!
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,728
Received 360 Likes
on
199 Posts
Fancy! One day we're mixing up HE in this, the next we're using to it make plum duff for the boys...
"A little more saltpeter, I think. Haha, we'll give them Double, double, toilet trouble..."
As a special treat, even the naughty children were given chocolate-coated coal this Christmas.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,825
Received 144 Likes
on
66 Posts
Doris was notorious when it came to stirring things.
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,728
Received 360 Likes
on
199 Posts
First Witch: When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second Witch: When the hurly-burly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
Third Witch: That will be ere the set of sun.
First Witch: Where the place?
Second Witch: At Barkston Heath.
Third Witch: There to meet with the 349th TCG...
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second Witch: When the hurly-burly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
Third Witch: That will be ere the set of sun.
First Witch: Where the place?
Second Witch: At Barkston Heath.
Third Witch: There to meet with the 349th TCG...