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Old 25th Dec 2023, 11:18
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Beryl's Black Pudding company starting up coincided with the strange disappearance of local cats and dogs.
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The real Witches of Eastbourne
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"Keep his head down Ethel! It's hard enough to pour without him wriggling about!"
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The first installment of "Masterchef" made up in quantity what it lacked in quality
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Old 25th Dec 2023, 11:44
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Masterchef 1944... Lloyd Grossman's cultured yet flambe'ed New England accent, imbued with 1940s BBC vowels and consonants, struggles to vocalise the culinary horrors unfolding on a secret airbase somewhere in Lincolnshire...

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Old 25th Dec 2023, 11:51
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Well....now we know where that notorious Black Dog fetched up!
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Old 25th Dec 2023, 12:07
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The Jones sisters' meatballs really were the dog's boll0cks
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The Army catering school where volunteers are shown how to turn high quality ingredients into an inedible mess
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Hold on a minute, the label on the drum says "amatol."

Oh, dear! What ever will Jerry make of my banana flambee?
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The boys all want a screw, so we found one to milk for the pudding.
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Ah, ATS catering, makes you proud to be British!
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Before political correctness, white girls were allowed to make black puddings
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Beryl's Black Pudding company starting up coincided with the strange disappearance of local cats and dogs.
The final three virgins of Inverness who never truly understood the meaning of joining the pudding club.
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Old 25th Dec 2023, 15:09
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Before political correctness, white girls were allowed to make black puddings
This is actually a negative of 3 black girls making white pudding.
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What are we making ?

The Shyte for this mornings Shyte on a shingle .
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I always was good with a paddle, just ask my husband !
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Awww, this recipe is too complicated for me.
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The NAAFI Girls make another batch of tablets for the respirator testing facility....
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Vlads attempt to reverse meat wave processes
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A chef, a nurse, and a girl scout walk into a bar....

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