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Old 12th Feb 2022, 03:39
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“Push, Ethel……breathe……Oh look, congratulations, it’s a boy!”
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 03:52
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"I've heard of the Red Baron, but who's this Red Bull who is gonna give us wings?"
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 04:11
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They say we can have an engine or a gun, but not both. No one's invented the synchronisation gear yet.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 05:06
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It's the same every time he goes up tiddly up up ... dismantle the whole darned aeroplane and clean wee wee off every dashed component. That bloody Captain Slackbladder!
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 05:47
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When you said the RFC were recruiting strippers, I thought of a G String tucked with white fivers and a pole to dance around
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 05:49
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 05:54
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Ground crew were left distinctly unimpressed when Airfix were awarded the latest aircraft production contract instead of Afro, Bristol, Sopwith or Vickers.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 12:18
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George Lucas gets inspired for Jawas.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 12:20
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No more curries for you Doris! You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 12:23
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Say, where's Emily gone?
Oh, she was missing a spanner, so she's popped across the racetrack to the Epsom Tool shop...shouldn't be long...
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 12:28
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Ermmm Spitfire, hmmm to blasť, Hurricane, Typhoon, Tempest, so predictable, Sopwith Seagull, damn, already taken, how about RE 8? That will keep the Hun guessing.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 19:36
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Cpl Klinger, and friends, continue to look for ways out the man's Army
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Well I wasn't expecting. No seriously I'm not expecting, the coveralls are just a bit, ample.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 19:40
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The team search everywhere for the Coffman Starter,
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 19:42
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Lawrence of Arabia later regretted not diverting round the Sandstorm
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 19:44
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Whatdoyoumean Gerry has aquired 200 cal bullets and I'm the first target
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Normally the towed target in unmanned
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 19:53
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As part of our commitment to you, our highly trained and skilled workforce, we, The RFC , promise to provide you with suitable protective work wear, to ensure Captain Flasheart gets no idea of any ' Hanky Panky '. Of course the Bromide in his tea might also help...
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 20:04
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Damn, I broke a fingernail!
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Damn, I dropped a stitch!
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 20:39
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I hear it’s not the first time you have tinkered with this pilots parts Doris.
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Old 12th Feb 2022, 21:19
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We just need four screws and we'll be able to finish the job.
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 07:04
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Something about them needing the motor for the snowblower to clear the runway at West London Aerodrome
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