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Old 15th Feb 2022, 08:01
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Good news about Covid, the West have relaxed Invasion restrictions
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Ahead of Glasgow, China clads itself in green.
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“The Decorators contacted Mrs Johnson for suggestions .. what do you think?”
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Poor bloke, singing and dancing like that; he does not realise that it is HIS firing party.
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His "Do the joik! Watch me woik!" antics got Sum Ting Wong sent directly to "dance" camp.

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Xi: I have this little voice in my head saying 'Go and die, you irritating grovelling flunkey'. In fact, I might just arrange that, as this Olympic crap isn't going brilliantly.
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Stop calling me "they"! If you hadn't noticed, Mandarin is already gender-neutral.
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“Why she wear the Fox Hat? Does Truss not know where she is?”
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At the fairground the House of Mirrors did cause some mirth by distorting the reflection.
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May I present the Green Partys candidate for the forthcoming General Election. The results are in the carefully guarded box behind you
Oh and in a first 115% Of the registered populace have voted ...
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“… and, this is the British Trade Representative, formerly known as Prince.
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Blast! I SHOULD have gone to Specsavers...
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China's first Stealth General fools the camera's autofocus...
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No 2, that is what happens if you continue to wear the old "analogue" camoflage
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The 12 good men and true in Prince Andrews case re enter the court room and are ready to deliver their verdict.
Lawyer whispers to DoY.. it don't look good mate.
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"This is our latest satellite image from Britain. The chap in the garden is a top man in the RAF..."
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Oh, very kind Sir! (As an aside, did anyone get my Emily reference?...asking for a friend)

Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!


It's still unknown who supplied Kamila Valieva with the drugs at the Winter Olympics!

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May I introduce Mr Dominic Cummins whose continued drip feed of information is destabilising the British Government. So we can reduce our armed forces
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Look it's a WORK meeting when I say it is
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Ahh, good morning Air Marshal Turner, when your invitation says dress code informal, it generally means that one should be wearing some.
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