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Old 25th Mar 2021, 11:49
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These children think it's a good idea throwing snowballs, accuracy is good, sign them up to the Army.
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 11:54
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Mr President, welcome to Kiev.
Not expecting snow were we?
No we had a slight incident in Chernobyl, but nothing to be concerned about
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Putin (sighting bikini-clad sunbathers at 500 meters) "I should have known. Appoint that twerp Potemkin climate chief, and get a snow job."
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 13:26
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Gesundheit!
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Mr President, better get used to it when we erect a statue to you
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Been snorting Cocain again?
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 16:31
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Apple blossom bit early this year, Greta will not be pleased
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Will call this tomorrow as the flurry, snow or otherwise appears to be subsiding. It will leave the weekend free for the next host to show us his goods...
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 18:12
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BTW I was thinking along the lines of "Typical, you wait an hour and three buses turn up at once".
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 18:19
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Later investigation found that it was the Leader of the Opposition that was directly behind President Putin as the High Speed Train passed through the station.
However the original cause of Slippery Platform was still allowed to stand.
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 18:23
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
BTW I was thinking along the lines of "Typical, you wait an hour and three buses turn up at once".
not a caption but today was walking back with the dog and there was a student in the bus shelter deeply buried on his phone. I could see the only bus service ( one a hour ) was approaching and as the student did not realise did not stand up to clearly signal the bus to stop, So it carried on and the student startled looked up, and marched off for the long walk to the college. 😁
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 18:33
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"Yes, I too have a good fwend called Bigguski Dickuski...so who just laughed?"
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Old 25th Mar 2021, 18:44
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
not a caption but today was walking back with the dog and there was a student in the bus shelter deeply buried on his phone. I could see the only bus service ( one a hour ) was approaching and as the student did not realise did not stand up to clearly signal the bus to stop, So it carried on and the student startled looked up, and marched off for the long walk to the college. 😁
I was at a bus stop awaiting a 407 a couple of years ago and there was a young man fixating also waiting while on his phone - along came the other bus serving the stop which sailed by as nobody signalled - lad looked up just the wrong side of too late and angrily yelled at me "why didn't you stop it?" "Because it ain't going where I'm going you silly ****." Four pints in The Radius does bring out the schadenfreude in me...

Sorry...
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Putin..." Are you 'H' ?? "
General texting..." Extraction needed "
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Old 26th Mar 2021, 09:08
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There are 3 in this Bromance.
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Old 26th Mar 2021, 09:11
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General in middle thinks.
" Presidents dog just pi$$ed down my leg, don't react or its Siberia for me "
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Good news Mr President, President Biden will stand again in 2024.
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Old 26th Mar 2021, 13:06
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Having been stuck outdoors waiting for the Covid Clap to end, President Putin checks ' down below ' and is shocked to find due to the cold ' they ' have vanished...
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How long are we going to have to wait to get into the grotto,I've a long list of wants for Santa.
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General, do clocks go forward or back this weekend? So I know when to phone ms Merkel
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