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Old 26th Sep 2021, 14:19
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Working in the sandbox is great if you like walking in sand , chewing sand , and drinking sand .


Guess which bucket just got filled up on the first flight , if you guessed not the money bucket you might be right .
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 15:55
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4* , What? Fuel or General
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 15:58
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Electric powered aircraft in the Sahara, what could possibly go wrong .... take off @ 21.00 on orders
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 16:09
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Not a caption but last Sunday I was on South Beach at Weston Super Mare and for those who do not know this is a wide flat sandy beach and they allow parking on the beach, with notices to remove your vehicle by ( time ) of the next high tide.
This was well for us and we were away 30 min before said high tide. Driving along the front became aware they were clearing up a beach function which involved a Articulated lorry on the sand ( no plates down to spread the load ) that was in the process of digging itself in....
There was a large tow truck manfully trying to pull said lorry out the sand but truck was just being pulled back itself....Oh how we felt sorry for the driver as the tide approached. Unfortunately could not stay and see the result as we still had some 70 miles to cover to our camp site for the night...
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 17:15
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I had everything lined up perfectly, but then, after it was too late to go around, a rouge dune formed.
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 17:16
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I don't know what went wrong. They said they get Caravans in here all the time.
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 19:15
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On Weymouth beach the Sand Sculpturist set off to see who stuck a plane on his latest creation...
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 19:18
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On Weymouth Beach the 101st Boy Scout Brigade were tasked with moving the sand from over there to over here....Unfortunately that area was the location for the Crazy Golf Course.
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 19:22
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No you go and say to him " Have a nice Day "
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Nope, that's not mine you have uncovered. Mine was a Spitfire
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 19:23
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Look what the dog dug up
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 19:27
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Lord Brocket's insurance scam is finally uncovered.
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 20:13
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Wait a minute!. You say you thought square blocks instead of wide skis for the undercarriage would work better on sand?

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Old 26th Sep 2021, 20:14
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Well judging by the tracks they are attempting to walk out of the desert as a group, I think I’ve found the Navs route.
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 20:45
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what do you mean by 'we don't have any pine poles or a length of rope'?
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Old 26th Sep 2021, 21:11
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I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

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Old 26th Sep 2021, 21:46
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It's a little-known fact that the Davis-Monthan boneyard was founded by accident.
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 05:50
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Unable to find any chewing gum or used coffee cups, MacGyver gives up trying to make it fly.
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 07:27
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I love it when a plan comes together!
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 10:15
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At Donna Nook the metal detector searchers thought they had struck Gold... no mate that's ' fools gold '
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 10:18
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...and that's why you do not take off from a contaminated runway in Las Palma. ..next I will demonstrate landing high and fast on a Nimitz Class...
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