Originally Posted by
NutLoose
This war won't last forever and when I get back to good old Blighty I have come up with a wizzo idea, I am going to collect all the feral cats we can find and then bury them up to their necks every ten foot or so down the centre of the road. What do you say to that huh?, a spiffingly marvellous safety invention.
Percy Shaw, the chap who invented "Cate Eyes", got the idea from seeing a cat's face in his headlights. Had the cat been facing the other way then he would have invented the pencil sharpener. (Courtesy of Ken Dodd).