Caption Competition Mk III
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NEWSFLASH:
From Kiltrash somewhere in French Morocco....
F*cking Croats!!!!!!!!!!
From Kiltrash somewhere in French Morocco....
F*cking Croats!!!!!!!!!!
The lads celebrated after finding a 50 Euro note on the ground in Tbilisi. ...Paid for the whole nights beer, and tip to the lassie, and the taxi to the game...
( true story )
( true story )
.....and in Reporting Scotland Tonight we are at the finals of the national Scottish Bearded Lady contest.
In a result that not even Paddy Power gave odds on the first prize went to the First Minister of Scotland who was by chance having afternoon tea in the hall on Portobello Beach....
In a result that not even Paddy Power gave odds on the first prize went to the First Minister of Scotland who was by chance having afternoon tea in the hall on Portobello Beach....
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The Daily Record interviews the first winners of their new football competition. Players are shown a photograph of a Scottish football match that shows the ball going into the net and have to put a cross where they think the goalkeeper is.....
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This 2020 staged photo is the latest attempt by the SNP to stir up the voters.
"Make Scotland Grate Again", they said, revealing their lack of skills in basic English.
"Make Scotland Grate Again", they said, revealing their lack of skills in basic English.
Avoid imitations
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"Has anyone seen my beaver?"
Frivolity was the signal trait of the Other Ranks of the Aberdeen Militia quite unlike the Officers were embarrassed by such public displays by the troops.
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Well yeed luck like this if ya lived on iron bru, haggis and porridge.
Hoo lang's it been?
I dinna ken but it feels like we've been here the best part of a week since he said sit there while people make up funny things to say aboot us.
Nae, it canna be that long and anyway, ae need to gae. Surely nothings that funny?
I dinna ken but it feels like we've been here the best part of a week since he said sit there while people make up funny things to say aboot us.
Nae, it canna be that long and anyway, ae need to gae. Surely nothings that funny?
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I'm not supposed to be judging it am I?
Said the bloke in the hat...
Said the bloke in the hat...
