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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th May 2021, 02:41
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In a bid to bolster numbers the RAF arm the Link Trainers.
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Old 20th May 2021, 03:04
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Converted from the early versions of hydraulic mechanical bull , apparently still has the various smells of tourists ,strippers and Bullseat Artists

Maybe they can last more eights seconds sitting internally rather than hanging on bare back of the unconverted hydraulic bull .

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It was such a dog-eat-dog atmosphere at Matthew and Son, staff armoured their office chairs...
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As the Circus rolled into town, little Johnny persuaded his dad to upgrade his chances at the duck shooting gallery
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Knife crime against pensioners in London SE5 had became so rife, Heath Robinson designed the Camberwell OAP Defence Gun Emplacement Runaround (CODGER) - part mobility scooter, part shopping trolley and part instrument of divine retribution.
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Martin Bakers first attempt at a Zero - Zero seat.
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Red Bull breaks your wings...
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Captain Old Fart DFC and Bar gets set to take out the village e- scooter miscreants
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Farmer John, pops up from the Cattle trough to stop the Rustlers.
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...calls to his wife to bring more hot water for his bath, and waits for the shower to be designed
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Shouts to the man pushing him....
" Slow down, just over flown the Jaguar."
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At the Annual Duxford Show all the aircraft are pushed out the hangers to be proudly shown to the paying public

Hoskins was not happy he drew the Line..Sorry Link
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hangar 2 complained this was still " work in progress "
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"Bl**dy Cherokees again!!"
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Boris rolls out his last-ditch attempt to control the Indian variant of Covid 19 in Bolton..........
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The Transport Secretary is pleased to announce the shake up of British Rail by providing individual carriage pods.
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Well we designed the new fighter round the surplus mine coal wagons when Maggie closed the pits.
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On the Golf range Hoskins get a new job collecting the balls. The owner explained this way we got round the requirement to close during collections for employee safety.
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Winkle logs type no 489.
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Fred and Barney develop the Aerocar. Well it is only 1,000,000 BC.
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While flying under bridges is a ripping wheeze, you should draw the line at canal bridges, Hoskins.
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