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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th May 2021, 11:33
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With HR's introduction of the new quota system every man, woman and their dog now has an equal chance for a job in the left seat.
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Old 13th May 2021, 11:38
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Yes I am a pilot, but no I'm not a God, I'm a Dog.


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Old 13th May 2021, 11:41
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My owner had a wee bit to much to drink last night, so I swapped him some hair, for his uniform.
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Old 13th May 2021, 12:32
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When I joined up said i wanted to fly the B1 not the Bone
or
Yes I do have a right Boner
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Old 13th May 2021, 13:30
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During the war, i was involved in the Battle of Barking Creek don't you know. God it was woof.
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Old 13th May 2021, 14:29
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Desperate to get his flying hours up FO Rover signed up to fly anywhere in the World with any Cargo but drew the line at
a) Rubber Dog Sh1t out of Hong Kong
or
b) Flying to Korea.

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Old 13th May 2021, 14:31
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All went well till his retirement flight and they turned the Water Canons on him.
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Old 13th May 2021, 14:33
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After a particularly taxing flight the crew all departed to the pub. Fo Rex was charged with looking after the Kitty as he was the only one drinking water.
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Old 13th May 2021, 14:36
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Rover hopes to get off the B737 soon as he feels the rudder issues would be the " tail wagging the dog "
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Old 13th May 2021, 15:57
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Ryanair carries 550 passengers on their 737 Max..... 200 seated and 350 living in the pilots fur.
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Old 13th May 2021, 16:10
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Are you Sirius?
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Old 13th May 2021, 16:11
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I was sure I'd be named the CA pilot of the year. But they said I'd just missed it in 2018 and would have to wait until 2030.
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Old 13th May 2021, 16:56
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Before this? I used to be a St Bernard in the Alps, you know, barrel of brandy and all that, but i was reprimanded for drinking on the job. So I became a Pilot when...
a) Due to Global Warming the snow and hence my reason to exist dried up
or
b) the blood alcohol per litre as a Pilot was less

Sorry i'll have to curtail this interview, Everton are just cumming on the Telly...
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Old 13th May 2021, 17:57
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Rubber dog shit out of HKG? Mate, I’ll fill the cargo hold myself, no need for any rubber.
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Old 13th May 2021, 18:17
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Rex lost his job when he was caught drinking from the forward toilet.

- Ed
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Old 13th May 2021, 19:02
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Ruff landings will get you sent to the dog house for remedial / recurrent training !

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Old 13th May 2021, 19:08
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I’m a sniffer dog, I sniff her and her and her....
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Old 14th May 2021, 00:38
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By the time the new pups reach command age , they are ready to retire in dog years .

Seven years to command status , that is a whole career in doggie years .
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Old 14th May 2021, 02:40
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Are you Sirius?
I am Sirius, and don't call me, Shirley!
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Old 14th May 2021, 02:40
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Somebody said the hostie was a real dog.
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