Before this? I used to be a St Bernard in the Alps, you know, barrel of brandy and all that, but i was reprimanded for drinking on the job. So I became a Pilot when...
a) Due to Global Warming the snow and hence my reason to exist dried up
or
b) the blood alcohol per litre as a Pilot was less
Sorry i'll have to curtail this interview, Everton are just cumming on the Telly...