Caption Competition Mk III

[SLXOwft]

Hands, Face and empty space.

[Kiltrash]

Boris, we only have your word that your hands were superglued together by Just Stop Oil... Now get your hand in your pocket, it's your round.

[Kiltrash]

Having been arrested in the House of Commons, Boris descided it was best to hide the handcuffs

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Boris, now remember your election pledge to help the poor in London, Hammersmith, Kensington, Chelsea and Mayfair ...and don't forget Croydon.

[Kiltrash]

Does anyone know where Ken's left hand is? Answers please on a WhatsApp to Barbie..

[Kiltrash]

Remember happer times? Before your third divorce, Partygate and the Covid inquiry?

[Kiltrash]

With a father like yours, you don't need enemies ..

[MPN11]

"Don't. Touch. Me."

[Kiltrash]

The long suspected but never proven Cylon model #13 was finally revealed

[Kiltrash]

Funeral Parlours start to measure for verticle coffins due to the influx off stiffs during the Pandemic...

[treadigraph]

BJ: I hear you're a newter...

KL: That was a vicious lie, I'm still an entire...

[MPN11]

“No, Ken, you can’t have a peerage. You’re on the wrong team.”

[622]

Slowing down ...so will call in 24 hours, or there abouts!

[fitliker]

Never mind the cut , feel the quality .
Good job the tailor left lots of room in the back as it might be difficult to put on with all those daggers in ones back

[fitliker]

Only 42 daggers in your back , I had the entire country wanting to stick it to me .

[fitliker]

Word to the wise my old mucker , if a man with a sword is asking you to bow .
You are not about to be knighted . You are about to get a new haircut minus your noggin .

[NutLoose]

Mmmm Nice quality material, Is it a Marks and Spencers?

[NutLoose]

Fancy a quick five fingered shuffle? it will increase your fertility Boris.

https://news.sky.com/story/male-mast...gests-12897870

[Kiltrash]

Yes, then I ejected from Boris Force 1 and my back has never been the same again..

[jolihokistix]

Ken is unable to take a subtle hint.