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Old 28th May 2023, 09:25
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Ah Commander Sharkey, so you have the RAF one side and the RN on the other ... don't you mind which side you swing too?
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Old 28th May 2023, 09:27
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So what happened to your Kettle drum? I just fancied a nice cup of Earl Grey....with my marmalade sandwich..
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Old 28th May 2023, 09:29
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Look out your Maj, the just stop oil protestors just got through ...
'ere give me that cant have them disturbing the Flower Show.
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Old 28th May 2023, 13:13
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I don't care if you are going to Glastonbury Ma'am, you can't take it with you!
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Old 29th May 2023, 02:10
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Ok will score on Tuesday if that’s ok.
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Old 29th May 2023, 06:31
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Seems a strange comment from Camila said Charles...but whatever floats her boat I suppose.
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Old 29th May 2023, 06:32
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Oh can we please hurry along, I still have a Hospital to close and a Asylum Barge to officially open...
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Old 29th May 2023, 06:35
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Well, thought the Senior Officer, could have been worse, of all the ' working Royals ' we could have got Edward.
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Old 29th May 2023, 08:40
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Ma'am it would help a lot of the Royal Family all had the same initials, any chance of a quick pass to Ed?
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Old 30th May 2023, 06:51
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At my age I don't see how her Maj managed to stand for the whole event....without regular toilet breaks.
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Old 30th May 2023, 06:54
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Flag bearer thinks...Phew, someone forgot the underarm deodorant...
or
Anyone smell fish..
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Old 30th May 2023, 06:56
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Queen Victoria sends the military off to plant the flag and increase the size of her Empire...
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Old 30th May 2023, 07:47
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Queen Victoria sends the military off to plant the flag and increase the size of her Empire...
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Old 30th May 2023, 12:46
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Ok on to the scoring

BPF with

Ohh Brilliant, my new drapes have arrived !
AND
Ahhh So this is the flag AVM Wigston disgraced.

Treddi with

Shove it where Ma'am? And what about your hat boxes?

Dan G with

Mmm, well it's alright, but I was really after something in a red.

But I am going to give it too Big Pistons Forever with

Ahhh So this is the flag AVM Wigston disgraced.


Mine would have been something like

I say Group Captain why does your man keep saying "They don't like it up 'em, Theey don't like it up 'em?"


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Old 30th May 2023, 17:59
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Here you go boys….
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Old 30th May 2023, 18:15
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"Damn, missed him ..."
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Old 30th May 2023, 18:35
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The display line at the Nant Gwynant International Airshow was always a little tight...
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Old 30th May 2023, 20:26
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Dai began to regret painting "piss off Biggles" on his cow shed roof...
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Old 30th May 2023, 21:02
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While we’re here how about some ear piercing!
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Old 30th May 2023, 21:09
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Hawk in Mach Loop hooks belt loop of fruit loop.

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