Caption Competition Mk II

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah these pictures are for the Army, why do you ask ?

Well all they show is the shop fronts for strip bars and massage parlours.

[Kiltrash]

Right now you have mastered squinting through a small optical device and working out what is really going on you can qualify as a Gynecologist

[Kiltrash]

Hey Sarge, have a look at this, think it's a goat standing in a cloud.

[Kiltrash]

Clot, he has taken 4000 pictures of himself
or
his thumb

[Kiltrash]

Man really leaning down mumbles..

Anyone seen me pen?

[Kiltrash]

What really goes on in Studley Park
No, call the ref back, it's Deffo in the box

[Chu Chu]

Why are all the people in the pictures staring at the sky behind the aircraft?

To make up for this year's budget cuts, we're towing advertising banners on reconnaissance flights.

[Chu Chu]

Well, either Kim's having more trouble than usual with his electricity supply, or Hoskins forgot the lens cap again.

[Kiltrash]

Why are all the airfields in Eastern Europe, China and North Korea pixelated out??

[Kiltrash]

The mood soon changed when it was discovered during the extended Bank Holiday weekend break, The Russians had moved 17 divisions and 3000 aircraft across the Iron Curtain

[Kiltrash]

Having passed 'Basic Aircraft Recognition 1.0' Hoskins was allowed his first shift in charge.
'Yes that's a Shackleton he proudly declared.

[ivor toolbox]

Did you take these from your Jaguar Sir?

Why yes, Flight Sergeant, how did you know?

Try from an aeroplane next time Sir, there's a good chap.

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

Yes Stanley, your stamp collection is worthless no matter what your dad said on his deathbed.

i'll just take one if I may for my collection.?
.
Yes of course dear chap, he would be pleased to know it was to a good cause,

ok may I have this one? A British Guiana 1856 1¢ Magenta if i may

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So how this works is, I draw in the WMD with my biro like this, I give it to Nobby here on my right who "discovers" it, and we pass it to Sarge who "confirms" it, then it goes up the line all the way to No 10. Worked a treat in the last show.

[Kiltrash]

Nobby bending down. Knew it was a mistake chewing a ink cartridge. Would you mind re flying the reconnaissance flight?
No of course not, more hours in my log book

[Dan Gerous]

Guess who snuck into the cinema last night and cut all the special effects shots out from the Dambusters movie.

[622]

Back in the day, the RAF took the spot the ball competition very seriously!

[Boeing Jet]

That's where that McDonalds is!!!

[c52]

The head of airside security will never guess what we do with the body images of the passengers.

[Kiltrash]

Hey Bert, here have a look, ...
" What the Butler Saw "