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Old 14th Aug 2020, 15:03
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Auditions for Marlborough Man do not go well
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Vettel's pit crew follow his every move.
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The Hamlet man in the indoor toilet blows cigar smoke out through the spy hole.
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Having arrived at thePotsdam Conference expecting to find how their country was to be shared out, the German contingent was surprised to find that the conference was to source the best quality Pot growing in Europe
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Potsdam the alternative conference, POT Smoking amsterDAM 1918.
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The Nebelwerfer detachment lives up to its name.
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With credit/apologies to Traffic: Gerhard, center, discovers that three on a match really is bad luck.
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I thought we were meant to enter some sort of idyllic dreamworld if we walked through a wardrobe.
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While Mata Hari has a rest in another room, the men have a post Coital smoke to recover.


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Our first number in the community singing competition will be "Come on Eileen", followed by "Smoke gets in your eyes.
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Diversity have let themselves go!
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AA Patrolmen have a break, waiting for the motor car to be invented
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In theTropics, Heinrich gets the job of sitting on the Mosquito nest.
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The shared toilet: while four men squat on the elongated bowl, four more urinate behind them. The ninth man is the team coach.
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I refer you to page 277 of the Army photograph regulations (203rd edition as modified 6/6/20): A group of nine soldiers must contain at least four ethnic groups and at least four women; soldiers must range in height from below 5'5 to over 6'3; at least one must be obese, one must be wheelchair-bound. The caption should tactfully indicate that personality disorders are present as well as non-standard gender identification. Thankfully you have followed the rule that no weapons are to be shown.
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Operation Michael slows as lead units overrun BEF tobacco stores.
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SOE infiltration unit ordered to capture Canaris fails due to faulty ciphering of ante-penultimate letter. (Note innovative use of pre-Armistice uniforms to facilitate identification by friendly forces.)
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The Learjet co pilots association ( front row ) meet up with Ex members of the Captains associaton
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But orders stated attack the Britishers barracks and smoke them out.
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We're going to have to make this last cigarette a tradition. And to think it was the prisoner that suggested it!
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