Caption Competition Mk II

[Wensleydale]

There is an emergency number to call if you are trapped on the loo and no paper. You pre-fix the call with "Toilet Pan; Toilet Pan; Toilet Pan".

[Wensleydale]

There is a military plan for the Marines to invade France and liberate all of the toilet paper that they can find. It will happen on B-Day!

[622]

In a remake of the Adams family, 'Thing' knew it was going to be a bad day!

[Kiltrash]

On the wall of the House of Commons a new Banksy painting appears

[Kiltrash]

Soft toilet roll, shear luxury, During the War all we had was Izal

[Kiltrash]

Every public toilet had a MP assigned to protect the dwindling supplies.
note MP is Member of Parliament or Military Policeman substitute which one is more useless in your opinion

[golder]

Wife yelling from kitchen: Don't use all the toilet paper. There's only a little bit left.

[Wensleydale]

[Penny Washers]

The difference between the 'haves' and the 'have-nots' has never been more stark.


And: 'For whom the roll calls.'

[Penny Washers]

Never in the field of human conflict was so much needed by so many from so few.


And: The end is nigh . . .prepare to meet thy doom.

[Buster Hyman]

"There's a smell in hear that's gonna outlast religion!"

[Hydromet]

If you run out of toilet paper you can use coffe filters. They work perfectly well, although they do effect the taste of the coffee.

[Kiltrash]

Having successfully ejected from the back seat of a F-4, Hoskins was only to glad to find the only unbroken toilet door on the station. However just as he thought all his problems were behind him....

[NutLoose]

And some said the new pound coin would never replace the old pound note..... and they were right.

[lomapaseo]

Ralph now regrets saying "pull my finger"

[Wensleydale]

"Parker!"

"Yes, M' Lady".

"Bring the Rolls to the door".

[Kiltrash]

Indoor toilet, In - bloody - door toilet. remember the day when it was a outside khazi and a brush for your backside....

[Webby737]

After taking Kiltrash's advice and previously trying the Daily Mail, Bob realised that even a whole roll of toilet paper was not enough to remove the sh*t that was now stuck to his ar*e.

[Wensleydale]

The lack of toilet paper is an NHS plot. If you can't wipe your a*se for two weeks then NOBODY will stand within 2 metres of you!

[Kiltrash]

Just off camera the last sheet disappears being pulled by the Andrew Puppy under the toilet door.
To hoots of laughter from the 6 year old child.