Caption Competition Mk II

[Chu Chu]

To simplify determination of his height above ground level, Hoskins installed one just below the nose.

[Chu Chu]

Even ditch diggers have helicopter parents these days.

[NutLoose]

Sarah Ferguson’s Budgie the Helicopter sets out to dig the dirt on Prince Andrew.

[treadigraph]

Bloggs, you haven't quite got the hang of designing Transformer toys have you?

[Kiltrash]

Having been pulled over by the cops for breaking the speed limit, Hoskins asked the officer to put it down as clocked at 45 mph. As he was trying to sell it.

[Kiltrash]

Meccano and Airfix get together to design next Christmas must have toy

[Kiltrash]

In StalagLuft 13 the prisoners look to speed up the digging of the escape tunnel, before the Russians liberate them. Guards think they are looking to get away over the wire.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

In StalagLuft 13 the prisoners look to speed up the digging of the escape tunnel, before the Russians liberate them. Guards think they are looking to get away over the wire.

The Colditz Cock and Great Escape teams pool their engineering skills and resources...

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Sarah Ferguson’s Budgie the Helicopter sets out to dig the dirt on Prince Andrew.

Would that be Massey Ferguson?

[Kiltrash]

Charlie Dimmock is accused of going overboard with the water feature in Mr Bristows garden

[Kiltrash]

In the Bondiverse Q feels sure this will stop a .5 cal round

[Wensleydale]

"No...I said that a helicopter was on my bucket list - not a bucket on my helicopter list!!"

[cavuman1]

"Rotor Brake? We don' need no stinkin' Rotor Brake! We jes' raise theese shovel!"
(From the soon-to-be-released movie Blazing Budgerigars.)

- Ed

[c52]

"Does it have brakes? You bet - we drop that blade into the ground and it'll stop from any speed in 6"* - and the support sticking out a the front stops it from tipping over."

* on soft ground - Ts & Cs apply

[Kiltrash]

Exca-copter? Heli-cavator? What would you use it for?

Answer on a post card please to DVLA Swansea so it has the correct Tax Band applied .

[Chu Chu]

I think we might have missed a step in the assembly manual . . . . Ah, here it is: 87. Fix ram jets to rotor tips.

[c52]

"Well, if you think about it, you'd need several primary controls for the helicopter component, and several for the digger component. But we've economised so there are only three controls that you use in conjunction with each other to get the required effect."

[Big Pistons Forever]

It’s for the the Army engineer folks. They just don’t feel comfortable unless everything they drive has tracks and a blade...

[Big Pistons Forever]

To save money we outsourced the design to the lowest bidder, What could possibly go wrong....

[Big Pistons Forever]

ME WANT ONE !!!!