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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:02
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Rodney was not impressed with being Del Boys reluctant stuntman for his get rich quick scheme.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:11
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Having used this video as part of the sales pitch to the DOD. Zapata signed off a no refund policy. However the Army was not impressed when trying them in Afghanistan.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:26
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Some real goodies so far. I'll judge tomorrow, late afternoon/ early evening, so we can get a new one in for the weekend.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:45
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"What is the military value of the item on the right?"

- "We place them 2m apart all around the coast and they stop invading ships."

- "And what do the man and the water add?"

- "That's a very good question."
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:48
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"What's the point of all that water coming out of each item?"

- "Oh, that's not water, that's fibreglass, but it looks realistic, don't you think?"
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 21:20
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Manneken Piss has grown up...
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 06:38
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Due to global warming the Red Arrow pair revamp their display
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 06:41
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Having been booked for a celebratory display at the conclusion of the Vandee Globe, all went well till due to a navigation error they flew instead up the Grand Place ....
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 06:43
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Having been released from Hospital for a unspecified illness, Prince Philip tries a less risky hobby ...
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 07:46
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Too close for missiles, switching to water pistols!
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 07:48
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
No thatís not Buster, heís a little squirt.
If only you knew....
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 09:38
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Tragedy struck during the attempt at the world water speed record for powered ski, when shortly after the commencement of the first flying kilometre, "Sharkey" McDoodle discovered he only had 20m of hose.
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Old 18th Feb 2021, 20:13
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Judging time. Some great entries, but we must have a winner.

in 3rd, Treadigraph with "Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there..."

In 2nd, Wensleydale with "The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema."

And 1st with a new slant on the parachutist/gasfitter joke

Surplus with, "'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' "No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"

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Old 19th Feb 2021, 09:07
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Congratulations Surplus, while waiting ..
Caption waiting for picture

To get away from his troubles, Andrew offers to pilot the Perseverance Helicopter.
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Old 19th Feb 2021, 09:58
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A worthy winner! And I'd forgotten the parachutist/gasfitter joke...

After being caught boffing the CO's missus, Bloggs' excuse was that he was attempting to resuscitate her with artificial insemination...
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Old 20th Feb 2021, 08:09
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After 22 hours without writing a caption, Treadigraph and Kiltrash were starting to go stir-crazy...

(Just keeping it on P1!)
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Old 20th Feb 2021, 09:06
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Boris and Donald, the early years.
( sorry nervous reaction )
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Old 20th Feb 2021, 09:19
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Or indeed...."The Labour Party's policy think tank comes up with its next demands for PMQs".
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Old 20th Feb 2021, 12:12
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Ahhhh rug rats.... screaming sh*t machines... they’ll never catch on.
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Old 20th Feb 2021, 12:54
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"Hey, KC-46 builders, we need refuelling NOW."
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