Caption Competition Mk II
Join Date: May 2005
Location: QLD - where drivers are yet to realise that the left lane goes to their destination too.
Posts: 2,491
Tragedy struck during the attempt at the world water speed record for powered ski, when shortly after the commencement of the first flying kilometre, "Sharkey" McDoodle discovered he only had 20m of hose.

Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 62
Posts: 1,753
Judging time. Some great entries, but we must have a winner.
in 3rd, Treadigraph with "Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there..."
In 2nd, Wensleydale with "The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema."
And 1st with a new slant on the parachutist/gasfitter joke
Surplus with, "'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' "No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"
in 3rd, Treadigraph with "Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there..."
In 2nd, Wensleydale with "The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema."
And 1st with a new slant on the parachutist/gasfitter joke
Surplus with, "'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' "No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"

Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 57
Posts: 7,957
A worthy winner! And I'd forgotten the parachutist/gasfitter joke...
After being caught boffing the CO's missus, Bloggs' excuse was that he was attempting to resuscitate her with artificial insemination...
After being caught boffing the CO's missus, Bloggs' excuse was that he was attempting to resuscitate her with artificial insemination...
