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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:28
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Sorry, I thought it was a funeral we were going to.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:29
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At Der Nags Head ( Berlin ) they get ready for the Jolly Boys Outing to Margate
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:31
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At the Nags Head annual fancy dress party, someone does not get the memo this year's topic is Adolf Hitler
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:31
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Which one of you is Prince Harry?
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:33
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My medals?, well I'm not spoiling the fit of this suit with holes.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:34
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I really hope they have Pizza for the official lunch
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 13:38
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Don't worry, soon you will not need a interpretor of what I am saying, Actions speak louder than words.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 14:20
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You know, there is a film of me in throwing a wobbly which gets re-subtitled for all sorts of modern situations. It amuses me to be remembered so well...
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 15:31
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Leesten verry carrefully I shaall saay ziss onnly oonce.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 15:32
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Well that was simple, Mr Chamberlain is happy with a old Berlin Newspaper he can wave about.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 15:48
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Well, thank you for showing me...I guess that settles that part of the song....
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 15:50
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So...I presume you did not get the silly hat memo?
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 16:31
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So tell me have you found the painting of the fallen Madonna ( wiz ze big boobies ) by van clompf yet?

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Old 14th Jan 2021, 16:39
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"Unt I told mein vife zat I vas going to Leipzig unt I'm sure she said "Vear ze fox hat".
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 16:41
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All my words, decisions and actions were entirely reasonable and I did not cause Poland to be invaded. I call on all Poles and Germans to live happily together.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 18:06
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It was convenient that Hitler had Covid-37 when it was discovered the hat was actually a live skunk.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 18:12
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Please may I and 3 million of my fellow Germans have a look round Warsaw.?
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 20:04
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NOT A CAPTION

Mr Grace says you’re all doing VERY well!
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 21:08
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Having a rant...
" Don't you know who I am....Himmler take his name ..... " screams and kicks feet...
Himmler
" Now come quietly and take your medicine..."
or
" Old fools forgotten again...got in Himmel did I really say that out loud..? "
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 21:22
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"Treaders and Ivor are both looking for it, But I have Der Fallen Madonna mit der Big Boobies by van Clomp tucked down my trouser leg."
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