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Wg Cdr with clipboard: "No it definitely says here that there should be 5 of us."
Right, so that's 3 chicken and 1 fish, and, ooh, here's a quaint little chardonnay! I'll get them to load that on too.
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“Don’t be silly. There’s no way 50 could ever become a tanker squadron.”
Ok, what I've written here is: "Dear Flight Sergeant, we're not sure what happened. We just opened the door and all this stuff fell out. We know we should have waited and let you do it. We're really sorry." Now let's go before he comes back!
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“Nav, it says here the Bar opens at 16:00. Can you get us there in time for that?”
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“God, this handwriting is bloody awful! Does that say ‘bomb’?”
"According to this page it is possible for a crew of four to carry 58 essential items into the plane in just one move. We just have to pick them up correctly and stow them about our persons correctly."
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"Well according to this you might as well hand the imprest bag over to the GE and then we will have to try and scrounge the odd pint off him!"
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"There it is, I knew I had read it somewhere, OK, we have had the go signal.. yes? and it clearly states here, if you pass go collect 200, so hand over the imprest bag Nav"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 25th Jan 2020 at 15:54.