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Hey is that you George? It's Bungle here...
No....... this is Joe, George was the 43rd President
No....... this is Joe, George was the 43rd President
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It'll sort out all our pain in the asses, I'll swop you Florida for Northern Ireland, then as a Brit he can't run again, and my border issues will also be sorted.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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So Joe, what are you going to do about Putin?
Putin? I'll send Trump to Moss-cow as US Ambassador...
Putin? I'll send Trump to Moss-cow as US Ambassador...
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JB: You got any good news?
BJ: The evenings are drawing out...
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JB: Kiltrash is very quiet on this round...
BJ: He posted the picture!
JB: Oh yes, so he did...
BJ: Clot!
BJ: He posted the picture!
JB: Oh yes, so he did...
BJ: Clot!
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So now you are in a position to ditch Trumps awful paintscheme for Airforce One, have you perchance had the opportunity to look at my scheme.
BJ: "Sure I can't interest you in a couple of A380s for Air Force One? Top quality aircraft from a leading manufacturer - oh, wait a mo, I'd forgotten Brexit, they're ****. Have you got any old 767s I could buy?"
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Yes I received your gift of the British self winding watch Boris, I’m winding it now...
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Hi, is that the Oval of Tooting takeaway, I’d like two sweet and sour chicken, two Bombay duck, prawn crackers and two pancake rolls please and can you deliver?.
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BJ: “Dad, stop going on about that new coal mine in Cumbria!”
JB: “Don’t call me Dad ... and what coal mine?”
BJ: “Ah ... umm ... we seem to have a wrong number ... <click>“
JB: “Don’t call me Dad ... and what coal mine?”
BJ: “Ah ... umm ... we seem to have a wrong number ... <click>“
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Hmmm heavy breathing, either it’s a crank Pervy call or is that you Joe exercising?
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Well if I was your White House physician, I would suggest taking a year off and going to play golf, it seemed to work for your predecessor.
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"Its a bit like my office. The red button launches the entirety of our nuclear attack forces towards all of the usual suspects, and the green button brings in the lady with the coffee.....or was it the other way round?"
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Very few people have made their mark on that desk Joe, Kennedy, Regan, Monica Lewinsky
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So anyway Joe, we have a sweepstake running and I have you down for pegging it in Dec 2020, old Reese Mogg doesn’t even think you will see the month out.