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Old 17th Oct 2020, 18:32
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Guns! Getcha luverly guns! Shillin' apiece or three for two bob... Hammunition, sixpence a drum...
First BONUS POINT. Even though Pvt Walker was Home Guard and thus excused France!
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 18:46
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Fresh from private Walkers own stock.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 18:47
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Stolen? No mate they were lying all over the place at a town called Dunkirk.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 18:49
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Yup, buy one get one free.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 19:21
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Too late, you’ve been trumped ...

... have a hint!
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 19:43
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Well yes normally it's the Government s duty to supply the weapons, but there's a war on you know
You want them or not?
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 19:46
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Don't ​​​​​​think about mugging me, Uncle Arthur is just round the corner...
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 19:48
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Well yes we smelt them down and Mrs Higginbotham can get her pans back
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 20:25
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Forget your Canons, Olympus, Nikon and all that tripe, for a fee I can convert your Lewis gun into a camera.
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Old 17th Oct 2020, 22:31
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Yes, everything on the table, including me, is for sale.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 01:08
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SSgt Crapgames Pa during WW1.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 03:03
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No, no, no laddies. I'll tell ye agin. Ye cannae bring it back wi oot the receipt, and besides, it's clearly bin used. If you want tae try that caper, the nearest ALDI is doon that way, the other side o yon barbed wire!
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 08:09
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No no no Laddie, you don't hold a caber like that. Hold it upright 10 paces and give it some.
Now go away and practice tossing yourself off....
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 08:13
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So you mark the stock with each 'kill'. Looks immaculate. Saved it from your last crash Hoskins?....
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 08:17
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No look I already have more than enough guns. Bring me something unusual. Like that Adolf chaps testicle. ..
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 08:52
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That's your guns checked in as returned. Now where are your bombs...? You dropped them on the Boche? Oh my God... do you know how much they cost?
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 09:44
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Message from the Air Min. Due to escalating costs every second gun is to be replaced with a broom stick and flashing light. ...Works in the movies and every time a hit is scored
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 10:56
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No Mr Gatling, it's one gun each.


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The guns aren't selling so well Sir, but the 6 disc CD players are.
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Old 18th Oct 2020, 11:13
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and.. er... something for the weekend, Sir?
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