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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 14:38
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And using Trooper Hoskins like this allows the Farrier to change both front shoes at the same time.
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Normally we use ropes to hold the legs in this position, however as the armed services are suddenly flush with money we need to find jobs for the boys.
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Having had a theft of the Company's Silver Cutlery, the Authorities conduct a search of the troopers boots.
Why the random Horse?
So punishment is immediate
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 16:20
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"A Horse A Horse, my Kingdom for a Horse"
Richard, I'll ask you for the third and final time, what are you blethering on about.?
Well William, bit one sided this battle...
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 16:35
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Bunions to the left of him,
Bunions to the right of him.

Or

It's a special treat for Hoskins when the trooper's boot's untied.
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 16:50
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I'll finish this one off late tonight (Sunday, GMT) so we can have a new photo for next week.

Last orders please!
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It’s off to the knackers yard for you my lad..
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In the final straight now and the bookies are all holding their breath. Getting to close to call.
Too close to call? Tell you what put all your money on me, said Donald
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Inspired by tales of Custer at the Chickahominy, Hoskins checks for drainage instructions on the sole of his boot
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 18:24
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The stewards rush out to remove Emily from getting under the hooves of the Kings horse.
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Lester was most surprised the Tax Man rushed out to stop him and claim the money owed. Normally this is done with a stern letter....
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In got this nagging pain in my crotch doc
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 19:10
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Smithers turned his back on fate with a certain equine-imity
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Don't worry my lad, my patent cure for hiccups has never failed yet...
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Right lads, weekend japes and tomfoolery almost over, return to your week day jobs.
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So - it comes out that one of our regular regulars pulls it off with his :
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Why John Wayne walked the way he did...
Jump to it, Treaders!

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You are too kind PW - Let's see what you folk can do with this...


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in a race between a Jaguar and a child on the beach, the child won!
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Meanwhile, the Jaguar on full power eventually manages to use the curvature of the earth to climb above safety altitude.
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Final proof that the jaguar was fitted with a skyshadow pod.
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