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One more can and we win the pink soft toy for you to shag.
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"Hurry up and take the shot, it's fecking cold up here".
"You've got a bloody fur coat, how can you be cold".
"Do you military dogs get any uniform issued"?
"Only pants".
"You've got a bloody fur coat, how can you be cold".
"Do you military dogs get any uniform issued"?
"Only pants".
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It’s a rifle not a sidewinder, you don’t have to growl in my ear.
Inspired by the steel trees of past wars, designers conceal an entire counter-sniper radar unit in a taxidermied dog. If the field trials are a success, they will move on to phase two: miniaturizing the optical sensor.
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"Oh Man! You've been nailing all those Liverpool players! They're going down like flies"
"I haven't fired a shot yet!"
"I haven't fired a shot yet!"
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I need you to mark the target..... go shag his leg..
Pickford. ...I hardly touched him...see VAR agreed
Kopp. ...not from here
Dog....take your mind off Mrs Higginbothams 76in telly your here to qualify for the Olympics....
Kopp. ...not from here
Dog....take your mind off Mrs Higginbothams 76in telly your here to qualify for the Olympics....