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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 06:20
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Armed ony with a first generation mobile phone Cpl Klinger is sent out to control the hordes of screaming fans at Nutty's concert
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The Chinese Republicans, dressed in red, admire the new hat that allows the wearer to hide his Trump hairstyle.
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Hitler Youth tries not to show his dissapointment at the Great Leaders mad moment of uniform design for the pact
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Santa's elves seek post C-19 employment
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No matter what they try, the guards at the Imperial Palace cannot to made to smile. Try doing that at Buck House..
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Please move, you're standing on my foot!




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Husband! Please!, Buy a smartphone, you tight git!
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"You bring great shame on family, why you no have chest full of medals"?
"FFS Yuki, this is his passing out parade, he's only been in 10 weeks".
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The flight attendants finally show the right amount of deference to the pilot.
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The waxwork guard passes the 10 minutes of giggling and tickling test with flying colours, while the girls are led off weeping at their failure.
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I wish that bloke with the dog would hurry up and take the shots..
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Come onto the cockpit and I will show you my joystick
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 12:11
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You two off and get on your respiratory masks. I have just dropped one...
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As Treadigraph announces Buster is the winner, Nutty plans his revenge
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"No, I liked Sir Branson more before he shave beard."
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Captain Scarlett post sex change implores captain green to try it.
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Man thinks. ....'Nice and cool Trigger...nice and cool'
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...cos he's got a broom up his arse!
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K-pop does Regimental Marching Bands - or is it the other way round?
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