Caption Competition Mk II
Now the war's over we're going to make Scotland great again by turning it into golf courses. All of you, pick up a gun and a round-ish thing, and we'll try knocking it as far as we can, and then we'll walk after it.
What was that? Of course it's fun. Fun by Scottish standards, anyway.
What was that? Of course it's fun. Fun by Scottish standards, anyway.
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Jones, why are you carrying your gun over your shoulder like that?
Now see here McCanon! I fail to see how your guns can be so cheap, but the ammunition so expensive!
In the same vein:
I see the problem. It appears you've been using non-genuine bullets in this weapon. I'm afraid you've voided your warranty. You'll have to purchase a new one.
In the same vein:
I see the problem. It appears you've been using non-genuine bullets in this weapon. I'm afraid you've voided your warranty. You'll have to purchase a new one.
Your complaining you banged off 1200 rounds and did not hit anything and you want your money back...you realise it was the ' blank ' column you ticked....should have gone to Specsavers
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Much excellent-ness, chaps. Particularly liked are:
A rare double award to ...
But, from my biassed perspective, the winner of this round has to be ...
Back to you, Treadigraph!
Originally Posted by Nutloose
No the Hamilton came after this, this is the earlier Lewis gun.
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
No, no, no laddies. I'll tell ye agin. Ye cannae bring it back wi oot the receipt, and besides, it's clearly bin used. If you want tae try that caper, the nearest ALDI is doon that way, the other side o yon barbed wire!
Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Desperate for something to aim at, Hoskins replaced his front sight with a small airplane.
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
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No Mr Gatling, it's one gun each.
AND ...
The guns aren't selling so well Sir, but the 6 disc CD players are.
No Mr Gatling, it's one gun each.
AND ...
The guns aren't selling so well Sir, but the 6 disc CD players are.
Originally Posted by Treadigraph
Guns! Getcha luverly guns! Shillin' apiece or three for two bob... Hammunition, sixpence a drum
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Oh blimey, thank you, didn't expect it back so soon...
Can't recall this one, give it a go for a couple of days.
Can't recall this one, give it a go for a couple of days.
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Fido ... “Just to left of that solitary tree ... I’m sure that’s Barnier ...”