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Old 15th Oct 2020, 04:51
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Think bubble over Kim’s head

If only Buster, Nutty, and Kiltrash were down range......
Buster, Nutty, and Kiltrash behind Kims Right shoulder; "Tee-hee!"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 06:21
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After careful calculation, if we cut the tyre cross-section, we can get enough for another 32 wigs for you, Great Leader.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 06:50
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( camp) “Ooooohh, get you, who stole me carpet?” (/camp)
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 07:17
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General. No Great Leader we have never wondered why the higher echelons of our military don't have any women.

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Old 15th Oct 2020, 07:22
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Whattduyamean we spent all our funds on this old 5 pounder and all the rest is CGI...
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 07:31
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Back at Kim's hotel bedroom, the chambermaid finds his bed time book. 'Maggie Thatcher the Downing Street Years'
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Viewer thinks...' Damm this Spitting Image is good'
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The Abominable Snowman is caught out by a sudden thaw.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 09:20
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"No pressure, but see that barn door over there?"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 09:21
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"Isn't that where one of your uncles lives?"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 10:18
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gazing into distance ... "No, Great Leader, that's still North Korea over there. This vey big country."
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The Pyongyand Patriotic Sewing and Knitting Club demonstrate their new season's Camouflage Netting.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 10:27
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If you can hit that bear over there then you can have a warm hat like all the rest of the brigade.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 10:42
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General, "The whole unit had their medals melted down, to make this gun in your honour, Great Leader".

GL, "I name this gun "Great Leader". God help anyone who pisses me off".




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Old 15th Oct 2020, 10:57
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Now traitorous General has been executed, we take group photo round gun and photoshop him back in, so we can deny later.
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General bravely demonstrates his power and wealth by showing a notebook AND a pen.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 11:28
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Soldier stood behind...and in a slightly camp Korean accent!
"oo...Nice ar*e"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 11:34
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GL thinks: "O God, if it's Monday, this must be... but wait, is it Monday?"
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GL weeps: "I take personal responsibility for the failure of the harvest, and I am now going to destroy a few peasant villages as a sign of national mourning."
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Yes Glorious leader, we have Sandbags!

...they are standing behind us.
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