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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:18
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At Ascot the Red Bull Air Races are cut short
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:20
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You see the Americas will think they are normal sized aircraft at cruising altitude and will set their shells to explode way above us
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:24
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...and these Glorious Leader are our planes for the Joint Korean Carrier. Well the South only want a 60ft runway to save costs

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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:25
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Having been closed down Bruntingthorpe have to think outside the box in time for the Fast Jet Taxi in August
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:37
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“Air Grand General, you are a complete idiot. This is nothing like a B-2. I will deal with you after my Cheese Board.”
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 18:40
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“Why you waste money on poncey colours? You friend of Boris, eh?”
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 19:41
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These are the drones for our anti aircraft batteries to practice with
Oh good and i can supply the Ashes of my enemies for them so they go out with a bang
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 19:43
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....and this is called a leading edge flap, don't give me all that techno babble where are the machine guns. There that's my pilots licence sorted
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 19:46
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....and they are all electric, we have sorted the power to weight issue. However just need a 10000 foot extention lead
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 20:39
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Yes, Glorious Leader. I looked up "drone" in the English-Korean dictionary. These are exactly like what the Americans have.
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 20:53
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Well done Hoskins san it's reported in the Western press that a giant aircraft was spotted in Scotland. The sales of our Whisky are obviously going up.
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 21:03
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I am a Wing Commander, so I am in charge of this bit...
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 21:16
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We use these as excuse to visit UK by attending Cosford Large Model Aircraft show... and as back up we memorise dimensions of Shrewsbury Cathedral. Then we get dastardly British PPRuNers who make fun of Glorious Leader!
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Old 25th Jul 2020, 23:20
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That idiot Putin might be able to elect an American president, but only I can pull Buster's thread ahead of Nutty's.
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 03:17
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I do. I inherited one like you did, but one didn’t want to embarrass you over numbers
Love how that eats you up... Anyway, I couldn't see it on page 1 sorry....
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 06:03
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I'm truly sorry Oh Great One, but Lego have pulled the V22 Osprey. Oh it's the Pitts he wailed
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 06:09
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So we release these over every Western civil airfield at Christmas to disrupt their holiday .
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 06:19
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So when the British or American sail their very expensive Carrier near our land we attack with 5000 of these drones. We paint them bright colours so they think it's just a welcoming show.
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 06:20
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Kim's Duracell batteries have obviously run out
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 08:42
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....and if we paint it this way, don't matter if it's upside down, the flag is still the correct orientation

(there linked Nutty and Buster's or Buster and Nutty's threads. ...perhaps they will agree and bury the hatchet,.... in each other)

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