Caption Competition Mk II
On the first day they divided up Germany, however so as to make it look like the negotiations had been long and tedious the other 5 days were spent Golfing. However no pictures of those days are known to exist
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Far right: Kruschev thinks “I will be in the front row one day!”
Well Prime Minister Churchill did suggest holding it at Bournemouth, he could guarantee great weather. Stalin thinks, oh good that's near Salisbury with that world famous Cathedral
To herald a new age of global socialism, Mr Churchill and Mr Stalin have found a poor beggar on the street and wrapped him up in a torn old blanket.
Then they enjoyed getting a good propaganda photo.
Then they enjoyed getting a good propaganda photo.
"Mr Roosevelt, we have a problem with the White House!"
"Yeah? What is it?"
"It's a big white house on the hill, where you live, but that's not important right now..."
"Yeah? What is it?"
"It's a big white house on the hill, where you live, but that's not important right now..."
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"Never forget ... White Houses Matter"
...and returning to your normal programming
Churchill is telling Roosevelt the British Secrets about Jet Engines in the safe knowledge that Stalin is from a backward country where all they eat are Potatoes." We would sell them to Joe, they could never reverse engineer them "
Churchill is telling Roosevelt the British Secrets about Jet Engines in the safe knowledge that Stalin is from a backward country where all they eat are Potatoes." We would sell them to Joe, they could never reverse engineer them "
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Last orders please........................ scoring either tonight or on the morrow, and to keep Buster happy, I will score his entries next Tuesday... but a winner will have already have been chosen and will have upped their picture by then......... oh dear, never mind 
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Stalin: "Having sorted out the post-War borders, let's discuss our personal aircraft. I think I shall shall have mine painted overall red."
Roosevelt: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but shiny silver would look nice."
Churchill: "We're short of money, I'll take whatever the RAF gives me."
Roosevelt: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but shiny silver would look nice."
Churchill: "We're short of money, I'll take whatever the RAF gives me."
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Stalin: “Problems solved. It Vodka time now, surely?”
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C: I have a tank named after me!
S: Me too. What about you, Mr. President?
R: I might be getting an aircraft carrier 😃
S: Me too. What about you, Mr. President?
R: I might be getting an aircraft carrier 😃
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“Under arms? I always use Brut.” (add Leader of choice)