Caption Competition Mk II
What's this Corporal? well sir after El Alamein we captured their supplies and the lads found a wonderfull use for a load of Frankfurters. Would you like some Double Cream with that?
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,814
Received 141 Likes
on
65 Posts
Orderly Officer [with tea cup] ... "Any complaints?
Brave soldier ... "Yes Sir. The artillery noise keeps me awake at night."
Brave soldier ... "Yes Sir. The artillery noise keeps me awake at night."
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,814
Received 141 Likes
on
65 Posts
I assume whoever put Ratatouille on the menu was having a laugh?
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,814
Received 141 Likes
on
65 Posts
Not a Caption .... Ah, SAS Det of Catering Sqn ... of fond memory, Dan Gerous 
Last edited by MPN11; 16th Jun 2020 at 09:43.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,814
Received 141 Likes
on
65 Posts
"Sorry mate ... Ice Cream is off."
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,544
Likes: 0
Received 35 Likes
on
18 Posts
"They're called Garibaldi's young man, not dead fly biscuits."
"My apologies SIR!. Here's your Garibaldi beef stew, and the Garibaldi tea is in the urn over there."
"My apologies SIR!. Here's your Garibaldi beef stew, and the Garibaldi tea is in the urn over there."
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,544
Likes: 0
Received 35 Likes
on
18 Posts
"Ah McDonald. Major Baxter and I were talking about opening a tinned soup business when this is all over, and were wondering if you would like to come on board , and be our product development manager?"
"That's very kind Captain Campbell, but ah dinny ken. I heard Lt's Crosse and Blackwell talking aboot the same thing last week, 'n tae be honest, the Airmy made me a cook an aw' a kin dae is plop wads of meat on a bread roll."
"That's very kind Captain Campbell, but ah dinny ken. I heard Lt's Crosse and Blackwell talking aboot the same thing last week, 'n tae be honest, the Airmy made me a cook an aw' a kin dae is plop wads of meat on a bread roll."