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(Not sure if this has been done already!)
Oh thank gawd for that, apparently we're NOT related...
Oh thank gawd for that, apparently we're NOT related...
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And the winner is Penny Washer with :
Runner up and keeping abreast of the times is AR1 and
And third place goes to Kiltrash for a hearty meal
"Prime Minister, if that is all you have left to spend on defence out of your estimates, then the only deal I can offer you is a dozen used Army blankets.
"I suppose I might just throw in a half bag of horse feed if I can nick it off Hercules.
"That would give your blanket stackers and bean counters something to do."
"I suppose I might just throw in a half bag of horse feed if I can nick it off Hercules.
"That would give your blanket stackers and bean counters something to do."
It's from the RAF Air Cadets Honorary Group Captain
you dirty, dirty old man.
you dirty, dirty old man.
And third place goes to Kiltrash for a hearty meal
Its from the Organ Transplant people, new rules and all are considered as donners, however in your case they are willing to make a exception.
"The point," says Bond, "is that the car should look ordinary and be lethal to others. It should not look like an armoury and be lethal to its driver."
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His nibs was out in front.
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"I thought this was the pen tathalon?"
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"Ahh yes, she's our handicapped entrant"
"But she hasn't got a bike?"
"Exactly"
"But she hasn't got a bike?"
"Exactly"
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"We need more speed"
"It's tha propelling pencils, they canna take it Sir"
"It's tha propelling pencils, they canna take it Sir"
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"Bictory or bust.."
Praising himself for being in the lead, Hoskins did not realise the Peloton was in fact following the Stella Artois caravan waiting for the freebies
(Lead. Being in the front or the middle of a pencil) see what I did there?
(Lead. Being in the front or the middle of a pencil) see what I did there?
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"It looks like an organ, it drives like an organ and I feel like an organ, so it's an organ ok"
