And the winner is Penny Washer with :
"Prime Minister, if that is all you have left to spend on defence out of your estimates, then the only deal I can offer you is a dozen used Army blankets.
"I suppose I might just throw in a half bag of horse feed if I can nick it off Hercules.
"That would give your blanket stackers and bean counters something to do."
Runner up and keeping abreast of the times is AR1 and
It's from the RAF Air Cadets Honorary Group Captain
you dirty, dirty old man.
And third place goes to Kiltrash for a hearty meal
Its from the Organ Transplant people, new rules and all are considered as donners, however in your case they are willing to make a exception.