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Old 17th Apr 2020, 14:17
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"You didn't think it snowed in Afghanistan? Why do you think the crane's painted white?"
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 14:21
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What do you mean it's our fault, we told you to lower the jib?
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 14:26
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You know that ringing bell wasn't installed to call you to prayer, but to let you know the bloody load was too heavy to lift.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:38
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What Harry was really called over for during that interview
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:39
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Ah that's alright then, it belonged to the UN not the US
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:40
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While moving the Generals portacabin it was discovered that Hoskins did not know his left from his right.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:42
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Hoskins confidence was clearly in excess of his ability, (again)
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:44
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Someone's gonna get dragged over the Coles for this one.....
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:45
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The troops had relied on the crane to get the satellite dish high enough to get the Superbowl. Hank was in real trouble this time as it was the Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction year
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:46
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....my last job, ? Well I was a crane trainer at Whipsnade
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 15:49
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" See the size of that rat?
Dang scared my Bull (dozer) "
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 16:36
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“Well first the good news...the brakes work really well!”
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 18:27
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"How the hell are we going to shift that pilot's wallet now?"
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 19:15
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Motor Pool added on F1 Brakes again I see
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 19:16
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Racing across the desert, hand brake turn and hitting brakes is ok is a Humvee, maybe not a crane.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 19:16
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Fffffing pothole not fixed yet I see.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 19:17
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Told you guys to pack light.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:24
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Now if you would back up against the Portaloo's, the firing squad need some long distance shot training
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:25
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Nah, missed me, do you want me to stand closer to you?
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:26
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From inside the Portaloo.... Call me a medic.... PLEASE....
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