Caption competition

[Ascend Charlie]

Just wait a few decades, General, and you will find telephones in every aircraft cabin!

[PingDit]

"...and why exactly should we take a photo for the Telegraph Hodgkins?"

[c52]

You had a dream, did you? and in this dream there was something called a "Boeing 747"
with nearly 200 miles of wire in it, and you thought you could improve your own aircraft?

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. Let me define "plough the field" for you once again...

[Pontius Navigator]

"What are we going to do?"

"Obvious, deny all knowledge. Corporal, get three men . . . "

[Wensleydale]

British Aerospace try out the new rubber band winding system for their latest engine....

[c52]

"You're meant to land on the piano keys, not the piano strings, and anyway, these wires aren't piano strings."

[c52]

Inventor: "We put trip-wires all round our most valuable targets, and if a plane touches them, it rings a bell in the guard-room, and the guards can all rush out and shoot it down."

[Buster Hyman]

Martin Ol' chap....what if we eject the pilot from the aircraft instead of the other way round?
I see where you're going Baker. Brilliant ! Brilliant!

[JAVELINBOY]

Pilot Officer J S Bach's latest episode inspired his Air on a G String

[Danny42C]

"You remeber, we used to hang dead rooks up to scare off the others ? Well ....."

[cattletruck]

The moment the conference call was invented.

[ShyTorque]

"Sorry, say again, Tower - I'm on the landline"

[Danny42C]

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave ......."

[Danny42C]

"Well, she's always been on to me about Tying the Knot !"

[Danny42C]

"Slip Your Wing
Into the Deck -
That's the Thing
Saves your Neck !"

[Danny42C]

"You've got a knotty problem there, Hoskins !"

[Danny42C]

"I don't care if you were a high-wire artist before you joined the Mob, Hoskins - that's no excuse !"

[Danny42C]

"For God's sake, don't take that wing off - it'll unwind !"

[Danny42C]

"Stick or Twist ?"