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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 20:45
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Take him to my bed chamber.........................
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 22:51
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Put that man on report. He collapsed at ease not attention!
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Old 4th Jul 2017, 04:24
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Smith thought nobody would notice if he took five minutes out to top up his suntan.
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Old 4th Jul 2017, 06:52
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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I told you the dummies would fall over in a gust of wind.
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Old 4th Jul 2017, 10:18
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"Put that man on a charge, Sergeant ! - for 'Being Idle on Parade' ".

(Apocryphal story of a Guardsman who was charged for "Being Idle on a Bicylcle"- for freewheeling !)
 
Old 5th Jul 2017, 07:15
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"Don't slouch, darling!"
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 07:16
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I'll judge later today!


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Old 5th Jul 2017, 08:33
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A piece of Wensleydale under his nose will soon bring him round.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 08:37
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"I say, could someone bring me a large nappy?"
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"Why, ma'am?"
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"It's time for the Changing of the Guard...."
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 14:40
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Judging Time......


I am afraid that no-one had picked up that the Queen may have bought Philip a new sniper scope for his Birthday.... so I am giving the CST to Andy Tug for being somewhat off the wall with


Bloggs went too far in his attempt to win the Planking Challenge...

Well done Sir.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 22:24
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Wow, thanks Wensleydale..... I did like the beaver one though!

See what you make of this one......

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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:00
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Some Egg that turned out to be.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:01
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Oh me nuts, it hurts.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:02
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Surfboards Up !!!!!
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:05
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You can shove that Rubber Duckie where the sun don't shine Big Trucker.
This Rubber Chicken is riding the waves.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:16
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Pitot beats Paxo any day...
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:26
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Well...I guess this means I'm plucked!!!
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 06:52
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$2m NASA research program finally defines Vne for chicken feathers.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 07:24
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Colonel Sanders cannon barrel covers were somewhat personalised.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 11:46
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Rooster 1-5, clear to cross the MATZ
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