Caption competition

[MPN11]

Fortunately it was the Guards, and not a common Line regiment. At least the Guards collapse neatly [when sober].

[MPN11]

'Burmese' [to herself]: "Twenty-three ... giggle"

[racedo]

Take him to my bed chamber.........................

[Buster Hyman]

Put that man on report. He collapsed at ease not attention!

[squeaker]

Smith thought nobody would notice if he took five minutes out to top up his suntan.

[Pontius Navigator]

I told you the dummies would fall over in a gust of wind.

[Danny42C]

"Put that man on a charge, Sergeant ! - for 'Being Idle on Parade' ".

(Apocryphal story of a Guardsman who was charged for "Being Idle on a Bicylcle"- for freewheeling !)

[Longhitter]

"Don't slouch, darling!"

[Wensleydale]

I'll judge later today!


W.

[Penny Washers]

A piece of Wensleydale under his nose will soon bring him round.

[andytug]

"I say, could someone bring me a large nappy?"
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"Why, ma'am?"
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"It's time for the Changing of the Guard...."

[Wensleydale]

Judging Time......


I am afraid that no-one had picked up that the Queen may have bought Philip a new sniper scope for his Birthday.... so I am giving the CST to Andy Tug for being somewhat off the wall with

Bloggs went too far in his attempt to win the Planking Challenge...

Well done Sir.

[andytug]

Wow, thanks Wensleydale..... I did like the beaver one though!

See what you make of this one......

[racedo]

Some Egg that turned out to be.

[racedo]

Oh me nuts, it hurts.

[racedo]

Surfboards Up !!!!!

[racedo]

You can shove that Rubber Duckie where the sun don't shine Big Trucker.
This Rubber Chicken is riding the waves.

[treadigraph]

Pitot beats Paxo any day...

[Buster Hyman]

Well...I guess this means I'm plucked!!!

[squeaker]

$2m NASA research program finally defines Vne for chicken feathers.