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Old 29th May 2017, 20:16
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"Sorry about this sir - the ground crew just found out that that cigarettes are no longer being rationed down the NAAFI!"
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Old 29th May 2017, 21:12
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"Too spooky for me Ace. But what's that indent on your chin? Surely not? The Ghost who Walks?"
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Old 29th May 2017, 22:57
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They'll never hear us coming...
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Old 30th May 2017, 08:43
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We seem to have gone to a lot of trouble just for a local artist to do a pencil sketch for the squadron Christmas card.
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Old 30th May 2017, 08:46
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"And after all that Customs still didn't find the duty free Eng stashed away"
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Old 30th May 2017, 10:02
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Latest FO Selection Process at Ryanair: candidates need to know how to replace a wheel within the allotted time.
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Old 30th May 2017, 10:15
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Good news Sir, the Boffins have made it 20% lighter!
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Old 30th May 2017, 10:48
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I guess "Phantom of the Ruhr" would be quite a good name for it
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Old 30th May 2017, 12:42
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..and we called V1 at 88 miles per hour!
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Old 30th May 2017, 13:26
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"I told ye she could not take much more if it, Captain."
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Old 30th May 2017, 13:37
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Hoskins. What have I told you about flying through magnetic storms?
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Old 30th May 2017, 19:55
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WTF let Scally the new Pilot land in Liverpool...........
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Old 30th May 2017, 19:56
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Oh those loveable Scousers, parts already been sold to Herman Goering
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Old 30th May 2017, 19:56
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BAE said this is what you get when you ask for a discounted price.
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Old 30th May 2017, 19:57
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BAE claims this meets user specifications.
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Old 30th May 2017, 20:24
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Butch said he didn't care what state it was in, he wanted maximum effort and his crews would make any deficiencies.
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Old 30th May 2017, 20:26
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Queen of the Hangar
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Old 30th May 2017, 20:45
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Air Force One at Trump rates
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Old 30th May 2017, 21:06
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BA says plane ready to fly and blames computer error.
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Old 31st May 2017, 02:52
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Son you might as well climb in, the way things are going this is the only "air time" you are likely going to get.
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