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Welcome to the Army post-SDSR. It has been determined that a table held between the teeth is of far more use to you than nasty, expensive rifles. Sgt Moron here will demonstrate the use of the table in combat.
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Things were not going well for Cpl Paddy O'Riley at his resettlement interview for RyanAir cabin crew when asked to demonstrate the correct procedure for returning the seats and stowing the tables in their upright position.
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Soldier standing up:
"This really stinks. Not only do my teeth hurt, but I think someone's tabled a motion".
"This really stinks. Not only do my teeth hurt, but I think someone's tabled a motion".
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Vladimir took the table & seemed to be having difficulty swallowing. Boris squatted down to think..."Should I eat the AK-47, the keyboard or the speaker?"
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Demitri had heard of Armchair warriors but thought armless was taking things a bit far..
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While it was good to employ the disabled to setup at Glastonbury asking armless Dave to move the tables was going a bit far.
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While it was good to employ the disabled to setup at Glastonbury asking armless Dave to move the tables was going a bit far.
The impromptu remake of the Blackadder episode in which Baldrick was advised that he looked like a bird that had swallowed a plate did not quite catch the spirit of the original.
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Although his table manners were appalling, his Comrades thought he was 'armless...
Last edited by Buster Hyman; 23rd Jun 2011 at 13:12. Reason: Rats! Didn't see Steve's armless one...