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[ACW599]

"Say, Chuck, shouldn't we have tied the airplane to the block the other way round if you was wantin' to check the afterburner?"

or:

The acceptance test for the new accelerometer installation was quite demanding.

[toptobottom]

OK, one more time. I said, "...and when I hit the top of the dashboard like THIS, I'd like you to stop the vehicle as quickly and safely as possible...".

[Clockwork Mouse]

The kamikazi training course contained a fundamental flaw.

[Cherskiy]

"Dad, why can't we just hit it with a mallet to try and win a prize like everyone else?"

[NutLoose]

Remember Marty, you have to reach 88mph
85mph.....86 mph..... 87 mph........ Ohhhh Sh*t Dooocccccccccccc

[NutLoose]

US Military accountants aim to prove you can squeeze another 10 Phantoms onto a carrier.

[SASless]

The ultimate effort to determine if a fighter pilot's head being hard as concrete was micro-seconds from completion.....when the Standby Helicopter crew was heard saying...."Before you go Bloggs....can I have your car?"

[Rather be Gardening]

"Chiefy was getting a bit bored with winding in the cable of the RHAG, sir. Just his little joke."

[Cows getting bigger]

"Hey, it doesn't look much like a cardboard box to me."

[622]

The missile release rail needs a little more grease Chief !

[Dan Gerous]

It's OK Nav. Look at the date, it's just the lineys having a laugh at our expense.

[Buster Hyman]

"Page 1, Chapter 1. Operation manual for Martin-Baker Eje...."

[Shlonghaul]

"No this isn't quite what I meant when I said get as close to the target as possible before firing!"

[Buster Hyman]

Billy-Bob's homemade IFF was accurate to 2 metres only.

[ZimmerFly]

Next, we have the airbag test.....













.........Fail

[Mend em]

'Watch very closely, I'm going to show you just the once'


or (for older readers)


It was a little late for the actor playing Steve Zodiac, who was halfway down the Fireball XL5 take off ramp when Gerry Anderson realised that using puppets was a better plan.

[airborne_artist]

Sqn Leader Ivor PPrune to the Staish:

"So far the mission is running on rails, Sir."

[NutLoose]

Someones going to get a mighty cross over this!!

[NutLoose]

Following the disbandment of the F3 force, early redundant Blue Circle radars were put to a good use.

[SASless]

I say Nav...."When the CO said it was the odd coloured one....you reckon it was the one with Green Camo?"