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Old 15th Sep 2013, 06:45
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 06:47
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Chap far right seated ...

That bu99er has nicked the last pie
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 06:52
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Is it just me or does the AVM look a bit like Deputy Dawg with that excessive headset cushioning ?
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 07:35
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Despite the slap up meal in the mess, a flight on his shiny jet and the extensive briefing notes, the minister was not convinced by D***'s plea to be promoted to 1* !

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Old 15th Sep 2013, 08:49
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The chain of command minister? Let me show you.
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 09:19
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NO Minister, it goes like this "The Incy Wincy Spider"
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 09:45
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy...Broadsword calling Danny Boy...
Someone had to...
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 11:02
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"And the best part is, if our shoulders start to feel a little tense, the massage squad are standing by behind us ready to provide immediate relief ... and happy endings are an optional extra if you're so inclined."
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 12:52
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No, that isn't evidence of the chemical weapons, Purvis had the Vindaloo last night.
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 13:23
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We've had to dim the little blinking lights on the panel Minister because these Army chaps seem to get a bit hypnotised ... see ... 3, 2, 1 and you're back in the room Captain
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 13:29
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I'm sorry Sir, we would have found you some of this cammo kit to wear so you would have felt like one of the lads but stores were out.
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 13:32
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Yep ... Flip that green switch there Minister and you'll get the live cricket scores ...
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 13:33
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So this is our new Rivet Joint. I must admit I thought it may have been full of electronic equipment like the Nimrod R I saw last week at Cosford.
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 16:32
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"No Minister, the instructions are quite clear...the compo pork pie MUST be cut into 5 pieces and goes on to say ....may only be given to members of the armed forces... Sorry Sir!"
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 16:57
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 17:33
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"Here Minister, take my hand and put your dick in it, you might as well, you've done a great job of shafting us so far"
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 18:21
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The begging for money would have worked better had a Tin Cup could have been found.
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 21:33
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"I know I said I could read your palm, but that's far to hairy for me"



*******


"Ah, see that line running from your thumb to your index finger, that's your career line and Dave and myself have decided it ends about next Tuesday."
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 21:38
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"Ok were enroute to Brize, so we plan to chop X, Y and Z here?"


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Old 16th Sep 2013, 04:46
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OK, judging time.

I hereby declare Nutloose the winner with, "Here Minister, take my hand and put your dick in it, you might as well, you've done a great job of shafting us so far".

The bridge is yours, sir
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